Ayo whattup its ya boy P-Tone aka Titanium Beard Brother #1 namsayin. I think by now most a yall been heard the Watch The Throne joint…so it might be the right time for the god to share his thoughts on that shit nahmean. Before I start I wanna say that I respect these dudes crazy son. Ye been doin some sus shit here n there but that nigga still a genius when it comes down to it yo. N Jay is probably jus the best that ever did it son. Real talk…I think the nigga is who all these other rappers wish they could be whether they wanna admit it or not yo. Its jus a fact now son. Aight Imma get into this shit now.

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1. No Church in the Wild (ft. Frank Ocean) – Thought the beat was kinda average at first to be honest wit yall. But the shit been growin on me. The fact that Jay brought back one of his most boring flows…the same one he used on Pray off American Gangster…didnt help nothin tho. Yeezy drops his least EMPHASIZED bars in a minute n gets the green light from Jiggaman to bring autotune back. I dont kno what hour in the day this shit was recorded but it sounds like some 5 AM shit. In the end tho… both them niggas got the job done n start shit off on the rite foot nahmean. The victim of Breezy’s high pitched goon squad attack did his thing too.

2. Lift Off (ft. Beyonce) – I almost aint wanna even comment on this shit son…. I dont even kno what to say bout it yo. This shit sounds like the anthem the fairies in Ferngully would use to go to war against evil humans to or some shit b. This shit is like Shia LeBeouf in song form yo. Lissenin to this shit is like havin ya ears penetrated by a million microscopic dicks namsayin. Shit sounds like niggas doin aerobics on a magical cloud of daisies. How many meadows did Kanye cartwheel across before he decided to make this beat? Seriously yo…. Jus how many lily pads did the nigga skip across the pond on before he got inspired to make some shit like this? Definitely one a the worst songs Jay ever been involved in…thats includin those lame joints off Vol 3 wit Amil n Mariah or the worst songs off Kingdom Come….EVEN the Timbo joints off Blueprint 3. Like this joint is SOFT son. Guess thats why Jay only spit like 5 n a half bars on it. Its like the song Yung Berg would play before he goes n commits his latest string of L’s. Shit is jus terrible son…especially since it took like 6 niggas to produce this muthafucka.

3. Niggas in Paris – If you can ignore the homoerotic title the shit actually aint bad son. I prefer it once the beat changes up tho. It starts off soundin like some shit them Young Money niggas mighta left behind in the studio one day. Like I swear I can hear Gudda Gudda gettin his mediocre on in the background for the first 2:43 minutes. But then shit gets dramatic n its all good yo. it aint really the monster track niggas made that shit out to be tho.

4. Otis (ft. Otis Redding) – First off they need to not be actin like Otis Redding is a “featured” artist on this shit. Since when do niggas sample a dude n then call that shit a feature. Son aint even been alive for like 40 years b. Otis Redding is my dude tho…so dont get that shit twisted son. That bein said…this shit still goes nahmean. Folks been divided on this joint for a minute…but that aint stop the dozen hasbeen ass niggas who hopped on this shit from strugglin the fuck out on it (Im lookin at you DMX).

5. Gotta Have It – This shit probably the least Neptunes soundin beat the Neptunes ever produced yo. Not sayin thats a bad thing tho. Im glad they aint bring no bongos or space sounds to this shit g. Niggas is jus tradin bars on some back n forth shit n basically talkin bout the usual shit they do. Kinda jus a filler joint nahmean. It probably wont be the next single or nothin…but its still a ill joint namsayin. This shit also got The Godfather of Soul’s voice all over it…but they aint put “featuring James Brown” on the tracklist for some reason. Guess they missed that one.

6. New Day – “Me n the RZA connect”….thats a nice little quasi-hook rite ther namsayin. Sorry yo…this aint the 36 Chambers RZA…but it aint the “fuckin ridicalish” aint had a meal in a hot minute soundin RZA neither yo. It basically dont sound like a RZA joint at all son. He aint bring out the pointy ass rings n get on his BONG BONG shit or nothin but the god did his thing namsayin. Shit has Kanyes fingerprints all over it still tho.

7. Thats My Bitch – I aint the biggest fan a this shit rite here yo. It aint horrible or nothin but I remember when this shit was unleashed at the end a last year n it still aint grow on me like that. Its got all that retro hip hop shit happenin on it but I aint feelin the end results like that. Not sayin its wack….but I be skippin this joint usually.

8. Welcome To The Jungle – If Jay gon insist on usin this niggas bullshit ass beats still…the least he can do is make sure that Swizzy dont go near the booth yo. Ayo Snoop Budden…nobody gon need to hear you gettin ya “One hand in the air if you dont really care” on durin the hooks to no joints ever ever ever again son. Jus go back to contaminatin whats left of Alicia Keys n stop cashin in those favors niggas owe you to get on these high profile joints you malnourished ass lookin muthafucka. Son been urinatin wackness on these songs for years now b…. so can we jus acknowledge that the nigga got no business actin like he kno how to put together a hook now n stop lettin this whippet lookin muthafucka get near a mic?

9. Who Gon Stop Me – Now THIS shit is a problem yo. When it started the god was like ok cool….you kno…I was enjoyin it….the bassline was soundin like a lion growlin n shit. There wasa ill mood to it. Im diggin the joint namsayin….but then it starts really transformin into a monster after a couple minutes….n its like yo…we got a serious contender for best song on the album now. By the middle it sounds like niggas is drivin Lamborghinis around in the studio n drums is hittin like automatic weapons. I love this track son.

10. Murder to Excellence – Another ill joint. Not a lot I can say bout it tho son. If you heard it you kno its jus a solid track namsayin. Like a lotta these songs its got a change up in the beat halfway through. If I had to guess Id say its probably Wyclef’s favorite song on the album tho.

11. Made In America (ft. Frank Ocean) – First of all son….Lionel Richie called from 1986 n said he wants his song back yo. Word. Sade jus holla’d on twitter to say this shit is soft as fuck namsayin. I think Elton John wants to conceive babies to this joint b. Drake said he gon soak in his lotion pool to this shit rite here for like a week son. I think Wiz Khagina is scissorin wit Amber Rose to this shit rite now as we speak yo. I heard this shit gon be used for the next Gwyneth Paltrow movie too. I dont kno how the same nigga that did Who Gon Stop Me had anything to do wit this shit but apparently he did nahmean. This shit sounds like two niggas hang glidin over the ocean together at sunset holdin hands son. I think this is bout to be on Yung Berg’s yoga playlist. I cant fuck wit this shit at all b. This shit is like audio lesbian comin out my speakers son.

12. Why I Love You (ft. Mr Hudson) – Its almost like they knew they couldnt end the album on that Made In America shit. Contrary to the title n the fact that it says “featuring Mr Hudson” on this muthafucka….this shit goes hard yo. Mr Hudson does his thing too son. I fucks wit this joint forreal forreal. Might even be my favorite tomorrow.

Bonus tracks:

13. Illest Motherfucker Alive – Ok now…when you call a song “Illest Motherfucker Alive” you really gotta live up to that shit son. This shit kinda almost lives up to the name of the song…but it aint that special yo. But Im not mad at it. Actually if Made in America n Lift Off made the album I dont kno why this shit is jus a bonus track namsayin. I think Breezy’s cousins are singin at the end a the song tho.

14 H.A.M. – This joint is still ass. Id rather listen to a whole Tyga mixtape son.

15. Primetime – This shit cool namsayin. Aint like my favorite song on earth or nothin….but No I.D. aint go n “Timbaland” these niggas wit no bullshit ass beat at least. Son always comes through wit sumthin decent or better. This shit better than decent tho nahmean.

16. The Joy (ft. Curtis Mayfield) – This shit shoulda been a official track on the album b. I dont care how old it is now…I still love this joint. I guess they aint wanna give they fans all this old shit…which is cool namsayin. But…AGAIN yo… if Lift Off gon be on the album anyway…you might as well jus swap that wit some old shit that AINT softer than Game’s emotions b. N they put Thats My Bitch on the album anyway so maybe there aint no real excuse for makin this shit a bonus joint. But why these niggas got “featuring Curtis Mayfield” on this shit? I think Jay n Ye better cut that shit out before it becomes a trend for these lame muthafuckas to start havin “featuring (insert dead artist here)” on they joints too b.

Word yo. The album might got some filler n a couple joints thats jus beyond wack…but its still a pretty tight project son. Niggas produced the shit outta this muthafucka b. This aint jus some shit where dudes looped up a beat n banged out some drums on top n called that shit a finished product namsayin. Nah yo…niggas put some work in to get this shit done par. Tone appreciates that type a artistry tho nahmean. But it aint like its all fancy tricks n aint no real magic happenin under all the bullshit smoke n mirrors n shit namsayin. Niggas straight went HAM on summa thses tracks son…but not on the HAM joint tho. Another thing I appreciate is that niggas tried sumthin original n new. Plus they aint flood this shit wit guest appearances from they artist rosters n turn it into the Firm album. Hate it or love it…its probably gon be like that rare joint where niggas memorize all the lyrics to it after a week either way. Anyways I give this shit a solid 4 Zeus slaps namsayin.
Aight peace.

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2) Lift Off (feat. Beyonce)
the first time i listened last night i wasnt a big fan….but i kinda like this now bumping it on big speakers,just sounds good,doubt i will bump it in the whip,but im not mad at it as part of the album,and how could Bey not make the album,so im not mad….if i had to rate it,i’d say its a 3.5 outta 5 for a song

3) Ni**as In Paris
beat is simple….yet crack….straight baller talk all over this record…def bumpin this in the coupe something serious! and i LOVE the Step Brother’s samples…Kanye BODIED this shit with that “whats guuci my ni##a , whats louie my killa” line too, and then the step brothers comes in,and the beat comes back,aw man,that was dope!

4) Gotta Have It
love it,beat is a dope,sounds like some timbaland shit,more baller shit,but this shit thumps!

5) New Day
2 thumbs up, i mean the beat is smooth,how do u not nod ur head to that? and then hov and yeezy talk about their son’s,who have yet to be born
but that singing part could be turned down a bit in the verses

6) That’s My Bitch
Eh…i mean at first its ok,i kinda like it,but then the chick starts to sing,and i hate that part,but then after that the beat switches and yeezy body’s it….and then i dont like it….but then hov’s verse comes in and its crazy again!

7)Welcome TO The Jungle
this shit sounds like a left over swizz beat from 01….wow, 2 thumbs down…and someone turn down swizzy’s adlibs during hov’s verse,wtf,lol….they both did their thing on the verses,but nah,this song is a no go…..next!

8)Who Gon Stop Me
its kinda dope,but then the beat switches up and gets kinda crazy,and then my ears start hurting and i turn it down…but then the beat breaks down,and hov kinda goes in…yea he’s going in…yea this beat is too all over the place for me,but it sounds like this shit will BANG in the clubs in the UK

9)Murder To Excellence
dope loop….could do without yeezy singing…..all black everything…they both going in,as they have been on the entire album….
and then hov killed it with the whuddup blood whuddup cuz line….another beat switch up,they did that a lot on this album

10) Made In America (feat Frank Ocean)
it’s a very nice song,but not something i will bump in the coupe

11)Why I Love You (feat Mr Hudson)
not a fan of the hook,but the verses are dope….and the beat is hard….def hear jeezy on a remix!

12) Illest MotherF**er Alive
eh,i dunno,too big and weird and different,too much shit going on…eh….i mean ofcourse they both going in,and the last verse,wow,hov muuuuuurdered it

13) Primetime
dope , but i dunno,like its dope,but kanye is going kinda crazy with the beats and switching shit up a little too much,dumb it down a little homie,i do love this line from hov though “ordered some grey goose,switched up to ciroc to give puff’s stock a boost” HA!

14)The Joy (feat Curtis Mayfield)
love it! pure hip hop at its finest….big shouts to the homie Pete Rock on this beat,I’m happy that this made the album!

15) H*A*M
no thanks,didn’t like it when it dropped,and I don’t like it now! lol….

So Over all,I would say that I like this album a lot, but I don’t love it…and my overall thought also is that it is “over produced” and has a lot of baller talk,but hey,it’s 2 ballin ass ninja’s,so how could I be mad?
but with that being said,i give it 4 outta 5 Bumpin Whips!

but honestly,that could change to a 3.5….im being nice by giving it the higher of the 2 numbers that are in my head after really listening to it,for now i’ll stick with a 4,because the songs i like,i like a lot,but it could go down to a 3.5 after living with the album for the next week…

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Now for this album review I’m not going to do a song by song breakdown like i normally would. But i was able to get my hands on a press copy of this album,and I gotta say,its DOPE! I’m not much of a dancer,or fist pumper,lol…but it just makes me wanna go to the club,party,dance and have a good time. Not sure if this is a good or fair comparison,but shes a doper version of Britney if you ask me…Fellas if you want to get your girl a cd,this is a good one! and it drops 2maro!
And my favorite song is “Boy Toy”…I have no problem being a ladies boy toy any night!
aaaaaaaaaooooooooow!

so honestly,for this type of music,i gotta give this 5 bumpin whips!

So overall this album is fuckin DOPE!
Not much more to say than that.
If you like dope beats and good bars,you can not go wrong with this album

I rate my albums by how I would bump it in the whip…it lost a half a bumpin whip because of the bonus track that i didn’t love.

so i give this album 4.5 out of 5 Bumpin Whips

Continue reading to get my track by track review of this album!

1) “Digital Analog”
Beat is HARD!!! damn this shit knocks!!!
“86 Rakim with a flip cam”….Sky is nasty!
2) “Frisbees”
Beat’s dope,I mean what else can I say about an !ll beat…
Song is fuckin DOPE,verses are sick…Sky just goes in…did you catch it?
3) “The Burn Notice” (feat. Sean Price & Rock)
OMG this shit is hard…can’t go wrong with ruck and rock on a track!
“kanye of duck down,sean corey of Jamla” (Bold statement Sky…but could be true!)
4) “Speakers On Blast”
this beat is !LL…no pun intended…but shit is funky
“and now they wanna bring the 90′s back,that’s ok because that’s where they designed me at”
5) “#AllAboutThat”
Smoooooove shit
“shorty like Nia Long in Neon 9-5′s”
6) “Barrel Brothers” (feat. Torae)
Can’t go wrong with Sky and Tor going back and forth!
“big told me to go long”
7) “The Winner’s Circle”
this shit is crazy,sounds like ill went to heaven to work with Dilla on this beat!
8 ) “Krylon”
damn this guy !LL be making some fuckin different shit! his range of his beats is crazy,this is just another example of that
“Purple tops is down, purple pouches of Crown/ black leather Bibles, gold robes & gowns”
9) “Kitchen Table”
HARD! damn this shit KNOCKS!
i feel sky on this one! I’m tryin to do the same thing!
10) “Now or Never” (feat. Styles P & Buckshot)
this is my favorite joint on the album…beat,tuff,sky,tuff,and the ghost and bdi? can’t go wrong!
11) “Understanding Riley” (feat. Rhymefest)
not the biggest Rhymefest fan,but I like him on this shit! oh and ofcourse,the beat is DOPE!
12) “Langston’s Pen”
u hear him on this? geez sky can rap really good…drums are !LL on this,no pun intended again…I like the change up too
13) “Flow by Numbers” (feat. Termanology) [Bonus Track]
eh,i can say this is the one track I won’t be bumping in the whip…just don’t love it…sorry

ight,so I’m gonna just give you the real simple and easy review…
Album is dope,hiphop heads will def be pleased.
Marco comes with heat,as always.
Few of my favorite’s are 2,5,7,8,9,10,14 and 16.
and my favorite beat on the album is #8…but hey thats just my opinion

Overall this album is fuckin awesome!!!
4 “Bumpin Whips”

IN STORES 2MARO!!!
On iTunes 2nite at MIDNIGHT!!!!

So Overall Hov’s BP3 gets 3.5 “Bumpin Whips”

Out Of 5…
I Have To Give This Album 2 “Bumpin Whips”

This album is fuckin awesome!
1. “Intro” is dope…Major Bumpage In The WHIP!
2) “Undisputed” with Floyd Mayweather talkin shit on the record….awesome
MAJOR BUMPAGE IN THE WHIP
3) “Wish You Would” feat T.I. GANGSTER!!! MAJOR BUMPAGE!!!
4) “One More Drink” feat T-Pain, its the single…I aint mad at it at all…
Kinda Bumpin If im with shorty in the whip
5) “Call Up The Homies” feat The Game & Willy Northpole…Major Bumpage
6) “Southern Gangster” feat Rick Ross,Playaz Circle and Ving Rhames…MAJOR BUMPAGE…damn this shit is hot
7) “Everybody Hates Chris” feat Chris Rock…fuckin awesome….MAJOR BUMPAGE…wow,this shit might be a classic
8) “WHat Them Girls Like” feat Chris Brown and Sean Garrett…eh,i guess its probably cool at the club
9) “Nasty Girl” feat Plies…no need for Plies…otherwise its ok,could have been dope with Usher
10) “Contagious” feat Jamie Foxx…DOPE….not bumpin too much…but its dope
11) “Last Of A Dying Breed” feat Lil Wayne…WOW….MAJOR BUMPAGE
12) “MVP”……produced by Premier…fuckin dope…MAJOR BUMPAGE
13) “I Do It For Hip-Hop” feat Nas and Jay-Z….need i say more? ….Major Bumpage
14) “Do The Right Thang” feat Common and Spike Lee

This ALbum Is Fuckin DOPE! Instant CLASSIC! I give it 4.5 Bumpin Whips

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